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Pain Demotivational Poster


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.


TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am, #235164
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm, #235149
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm, #235138
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm, #235137
Ahhh stray lego :(


PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class




LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die


TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm, #238482

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm, #238474
N-I-C-E


BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.


TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am, #221970
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am, #221922
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am, #221920
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!


M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.


TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by CoolioIndeed

agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm, #203007
Beautiful.


Statistics -




LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm, #222183
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm, #222123
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am, #222108
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am, #222103
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am, #222094
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am, #222085
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm, #222067
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #222058
5ad but true..


REBUILDING -


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm, #243665
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm, #242456
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm, #225735
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm, #225724
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am, #225720
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm, #225705
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm, #225700
Nice!


HISTORY -




THINKING - Outside the box.


TAGS: rubic s cube paint
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 3:48 pm, #171293
Also solving Rubik's Cube is not that hard (if you read the tutorial once) i like this! 5 from me! ;)


NOT ALL SCARS SHOW - Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.


TAGS: scar heal pain wound
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:06 pm, #241927
Always smile... :) :(
M0rd3kaI - February 28, 2012, 8:34 am, #230272
You couldn't choose a better picture to match the wording. Excellent, Melancholy and profound... Just how it should be done. 5 unseen lion scars.
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:21 pm, #224535
nice one...
house - September 24, 2011, 8:28 am, #224528
Absolutely Awesome LA. 5 very emotional scars for you


SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.




LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am, #193530
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm, #193165
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm, #193156
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am, #193139
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


RUNNING OF THE BULLS -




RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!


TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am, #218649
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am, #218648
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm, #218639
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm, #218636
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm, #218623
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


Two and a Half Men in a Bar -


TAGS: bruce jenner caitlyn jenner pain
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:51 pm, #261673
I'd give it a 5 but half my brain is apparently missing so I have to give it a...er...6.1 right?
mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:04 pm, #261532
Hey, Emilio, is your last name pronounced 'dump'? Just checkin' . . .
EmilioDumphque - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm, #261502
I notice that none of the gals are giving it five. Perhaps if you repeated it slower...
concern3 - June 3, 2015, 3:11 am, #261493
Fantastic a 5er
Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 11:15 pm, #261492
Wow! Just Wow! x5
GaryO - June 2, 2015, 10:19 pm, #261490
whoooo yeah, 5/fav
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 6:01 pm, #261485
LOL x 5


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: no pain fear concern mariand
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:17 am, #224593
thanks...nice Mod :)
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:24 pm, #224564

nice


ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart




MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm, #243153
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm, #243152
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm, #243150
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm, #243111
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm, #243105
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm, #243102
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm, #243098
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm, #243096
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm, #243094
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


EVERYONE IS USING THE SAME PUMP -


TAGS: gas men money pain
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by timmey

krazyivanthedivine - March 1, 2012, 8:32 pm, #230469
If I could give my firstborn child to rate this 1000L, I would.
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 7:38 pm, #230467
yeah, 5, easy
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:52 pm, #230446
(carebear BANNED)
phantom2romeo - March 1, 2012, 2:09 pm, #230437
is that the premium or supreme pain in the A$$?
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:00 pm, #230436
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:57 pm, #230433
wtf.. who 1 L'd this one? This is solid. Good job Carebear..


CORRELATION -


TAGS: mutual pain love
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2013, 3:31 am, #250745
Ro5es can be so heartless ;-)
Sho - August 13, 2012, 9:38 pm, #238391
Lol thx
ughomer - August 13, 2012, 3:53 pm, #238375
WONDERFUL AFFECTS ON TEXT, SHO
mariand - August 13, 2012, 3:41 pm, #238374
if things would happen like that...


TORMENT -




REJECTION -




WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE... -


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am, #124005
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am, #124004
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am, #124003
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am, #124001
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #124000
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am, #123999
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am, #123997
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am, #123996
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am, #123994
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123992
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am, #123989
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am, #123987
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am, #123984
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am, #123979
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am, #123978
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am, #123973
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm, #123934
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm, #123928
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.


TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm, #148511
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.


DUCT TAPE -




DYSLEXICS -




detriment -


TAGS: death pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

maoworks2 - February 10, 2015, 10:12 am, #259852
Very Moving 5 Creepy L's
mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:49 am, #259841
Interesting thought, dark duck! I kinda like the thought of Death suffering! 5 goth lions!


PAIN -


TAGS: pain hurt felt
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - April 14, 2012, 9:48 pm, #233305
That might be technically true, but it’s not been my experience. Maybe the pain is still there, but I no longer feel it.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:22 pm, #233303
A part of your frontal cortex lights up when you're in pain in order to cause the sense of revulsion that makes you want the pain to stop. Technically, you're designed for pain to hurt no matter how long it lasts.
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:41 pm, #225130
Thank you Sean :D
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:04 pm, #225053
question: why is this here? I have always thought that really depressing stuff is a good way to parody the annoyingly uplifting motivation behind the kinds of poster some of us love to hate. So by that criteria, this poster belongs here.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:02 pm, #225052
Since the dawn of time, we have been debating politely amoungst ourselves what should or should no be on MotiFake. Last night I may have taken another run at that. But now that we have such things as MotiTwist, PolitiFake etc. some offerings do beg the
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 11:05 am, #225047
It's not. It's Demotifake. Where people make things to DEMOTIVATE people. That doesn't mean the posters have to be funny. They can be emotional, or realistic, or funny, or tragic, or whatever people want them to be.
Kspace - October 13, 2011, 8:57 am, #225038
I didn't realize this was emotifake.


KHALIL GIBRAN -


TAGS: solitude heart pain sorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 9, 2013, 11:32 am, #242308
Indeed. Check the title
Hawamleh - January 9, 2013, 4:51 am, #242303
Gibran
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:07 am, #238563
it's bound to happen.. the more you make... hey, that paste was good Greeny
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:34 am, #238553
Qmao
Greeny - August 20, 2012, 6:02 am, #238551
They probably can't help it Sho; most likely the result of eating way too much paste & crayons in Kindergarten
Sho - August 19, 2012, 11:11 pm, #238545
my first 1L. yay?


continuous -


TAGS: suicide pain
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm, #253486
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm, #253232
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am, #253222
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am, #253210
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.


SACRIFICE -


TAGS: love bites deep pain risk
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:04 pm, #238313
thank you sir.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm, #238275

5L, good for motitwist as well.


ELBOWS - I'm pretty sure they shouldn't bend that way


TAGS: olypics disolcated elbow beijing pain
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by KP

DrunkenDave101 - August 24, 2009, 10:05 am, #111530
Guess what, its cringe o'clock


STUCK -


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am, #223871
5plendid
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm, #223868
Fanta5tic.
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm, #223865
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


THERE IS NO PAIN LIKE IT -


TAGS: childbirth pain
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:50 pm, #239679
THIS…..I must remember


LOST -


TAGS: face pain lost
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - July 23, 2012, 6:04 am, #237534
I left it in better hands :)
Sho - July 20, 2012, 10:01 pm, #237496
ehehehehehheheheh
falloutghoul - July 20, 2012, 10:00 pm, #237495
I must say, that woman is rather "Slender." *nudge nudge* *Wink wink*
Sho - July 18, 2012, 6:03 pm, #237400
Special thanks goes to gas for sharing this epic pic


U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret




Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm, #96352
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm, #96348
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am, #89368
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am, #79368
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm, #61521
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm, #49306
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm, #43058
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm, #43055
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm, #28027
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm, #28009
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm, #18690
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am, #9056
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm, #234811
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am, #234796
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


MISERY -


TAGS: cuts pain die deep
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 1:35 pm, #228237
Wow, LA, your posters are oftentimes really depressing... Still, 5L's!


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm, #139348
nice hijack


EUPHORIA - It's a Degree of Madness Combined With Some Ecstatic Emotions... Followed Closely By Pain & The Realisation of One's Stupidity


TAGS: euphoria madness ecstatic emotion pain
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - November 11, 2012, 4:02 pm, #240527
Test comment.


JIM MORRISON -


TAGS: suffer death friend pain
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - August 6, 2012, 7:10 pm, #238145
Thx all
gas - August 5, 2012, 9:18 pm, #238128
Reminded me of Discworld's Death.. I think 'He' says something like this during one of his 'assignments' xD. 5L
spacedog - August 5, 2012, 8:47 pm, #238125
My only friend, the end. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:42 pm, #238124
I find that the grass is always greenest near the bottom of the bag. 5.
Greeny - August 5, 2012, 8:19 pm, #238123
It's only greener on this side of the grass - 5L


THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.




PROTECTION -




WHY IS IT -


TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am, #229473
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm, #229438
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm, #229418
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am, #229405
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.


TAGS: tattooremoval pain
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 5:43 pm, #210567
@Pzy... I had them removed long before I met her. Dragon on one hand and panther on the other between the thumb and index knuckle. Leave it to a drunken accident in Hong Kong.
Kohnel - January 22, 2011, 9:52 am, #210545
I had my ex' name tattooed ocross my collarbone & just had another tat done over it when we broke up. much cheaper & less painful
pzykosiz - January 22, 2011, 7:43 am, #210541
how does your Mrs feel about that ML?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 3:29 am, #210533
close, keep guessing.... (maybe it was the one with your moms phone #)
ICEMAN - January 22, 2011, 2:37 am, #210529
He kept the unicorn though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2011, 2:35 am, #210528
Rainbows and bears If I guess right ......5150?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 2:20 am, #210527
I had 2 removed via laser. Friggin hurts, period.
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:47 pm, #210516
The very thought makes me thankful that I do not have a tattoo........
rerun - January 21, 2011, 8:37 pm, #210513

sick? Not "grate"?
tellitlikeitis - January 21, 2011, 8:30 pm, #210512
Sick. But this is good.


FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get


TAGS: fish paint
Rating: 3.14/5

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BEACHES -


TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am, #75649
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.


SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.




DIY -


TAGS: mime calendar knuckle paint
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:53 pm, #224384

lol5


GOLF -




PAIN - Its not how much it hurts, its how much you can take.


TAGS: pain hurt
Rating: 4.6/5

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mariand - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am, #219819
:))
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:46 am, #219818
How clumsy of me.. I meant only to highlight the difference between contraction and ownership
mariand - June 10, 2011, 5:18 am, #219815
...it says, you get just as much as you can carry ;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:44 am, #219811
It's the pain on its face that sells it.


WISH YOU A LONG LIFE -




FALSE HOPE - actually means REAL PAIN


TAGS: hope pain
Rating: 4.43/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:32 pm, #228518
This is good.
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 1:42 pm, #228451
Right on !


IT STINGS AS I BLEED, WORDS CUT DEEP - Sharp words more often than not loosed in hate, often reap tenfold the misery they rought


TAGS: reap pain
Rating: 4.11/5

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holymoly - January 20, 2012, 6:46 pm, #227847
@reality lord... This is my writing. I wrote it in high school. It took a while to remember it it all, but its close enough.. I might dust off the ol' noggin and try writing again
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:43 pm, #227846

is this your writing? oh...and killer pic of iggy pop...dude never looked better.


JUST A SMALL PRICK - BITCH!


TAGS: needle pain
Rating: 3.55/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:26 pm, #192176
Oh, the neeeedle.


The Sketch Artist -


TAGS: picasso art war artist painting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 5:33 am, #256623
I don't think he was judging everyone but then again, Hitler, the Nazi's & the 3rd Reich were at thier evil zenith then. Their policies were the total annihilation of Jewish & many other peoples they labeled as undesirable.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2014, 4:57 am, #256622
What a racist thing to say! Pablo's judging all Germans by the actions of a few.


John Keats -


TAGS: dream life death pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:13 am, #259795
Sho, awesome as usual! I am once again, awed by your talent for expressing the darker truths in life. 5 little happily fed goth lions!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:11 am, #259794
That's weird Ole Sod! Funny, but fabulously weird! Luv it!
Oldsod - February 6, 2015, 9:18 pm, #259790
Beautiful. Vintage Sho. Unless until you read it in Yoda's voice...
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 3:49 pm, #259784
Yeah, what he said.


POWER OF PRAYER -


TAGS: painful just to read
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Jmac0585 - April 27, 2010, 3:21 pm, #173744
He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:54 pm, #173740
5 crushed walnuts for that LOL!!


JUST REMEMBER -




ANGER & PAIN -




ACCURACY -




AND THEN... - Wrap them in a nice, warm, furry mitten to make them feel better.




MAN -


TAGS: man cut pain
Rating: 3.5/5

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MODERN ART -


TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm, #163172
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


MASHUP -


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am, #218591
That5omefancyph**o5hoptherecranky!


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: alone with your pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 11:23 pm, #246780

Thanks so much, SD. I even wrote the verse!~
spacedog - June 18, 2013, 11:18 pm, #246779
This is superb.


turns out... -




Don't worry, mister -




TAINTED LOVE -


TAGS: love relationship breakup pain sharing
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 1, 2013, 8:48 pm, #242135
Thanks all, but since the tune was played on Armed Forces Radio a few days ago, I had to get it out of my head somehow.... : )
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 6:52 pm, #242126
Must resist...keep it out of my head....this is the song that never ends....it just goes on and on my friends..oh tainted love! d***.
Silverheart - January 1, 2013, 1:08 pm, #242109
Grreeaattt now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day. That song's like a virus, so I'm going to listen to The Cure. 5Ls


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

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440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am, #199827
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am, #199753
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


Disbelief -




ALL I KNOW IS PAIN, - woe, bitterness, angst and suffering. All I really wish to know, is the reason why.


TAGS: pain anguish why
Rating: 4.75/5

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pickleviper - July 17, 2012, 1:26 pm, #237373
It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.
CloudchaserS - July 17, 2012, 12:38 pm, #237372
5L (3rd vote) because me too. I've long thought that if we're supposed to learn a lesson from something, we could learn it better if we knew why


OPTIONS -


TAGS: pain suffering option
Rating: 4.71/5

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conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:29 pm, #225841
Though you are right, sometimes pain can cloud our minds to our options. I love all your posters... they hit home. I always have to sit and think of how they have and will apply to me.


GROWING PAINS -




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sports teamwork nap pain injury
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:09 pm, #247419
Hey 5150 ~ send this over to Sporting Breakdown, another in the Motinetworks family of sites. 5L for this!!


EXPECT NOTHING - Having low expectations in life is no reason not to shoot for the stars Although you’d better bring a parachute, otherwise it could be a very rough landing.




SLOTH -


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am, #195113
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm, #195097
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm, #195048
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm, #195034
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm, #195032
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.


THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm


TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm, #201666
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am, #172532
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am, #172529
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am, #172526
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm, #157576
This one and the 4**** story of the guy taking the **** are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am, #124509
i think i'd be sh** if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am, #97604
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am, #97589
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am, #97353
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am, #97348
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm, #96293
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm, #96214
.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm, #96213
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm, #96206
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm, #96194
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm, #96191
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm, #96190
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am, #96160
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am, #96149
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am, #96148
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am, #96142
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am, #96135
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am, #96130

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am, #96124

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am, #96025
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm, #95910
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm, #95903
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm, #95890
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm, #95885
Holy **** i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm, #95884
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real sh** at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm, #95881
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!


AUGUST CALENDAR 8/14- PICK UP LINES -


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by tryal

tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm, #189485
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am, #189464
Because it looks like you landed on your face.


THE IRON - Did I leave it on?




NO PAIN -


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm, #152878
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


EQUAL OPPORTUNITY -




" OW, SO CUTE " - Is what I would say if this painting wasn't Hitler's work.




NO PAIN, LESS GAIN - No take 'um Bill Pay either.




PAIN - BRING IT ON!!!




COMMITMENT -




IN SOVIET RUSSIA -




GOALS -




YOU ARE THE ARTIST - The world you paint is up to you


TAGS: you are artist paint world
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 16, 2011, 8:01 am, #220105
I finally got it uploaded, I didn't see the upload tab. I have to admit I am technologically challenged.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am, #220103
very nice! 5 brushes
house - June 16, 2011, 7:30 am, #220100
don't have to create all over again, just give it the same title....its only for approval purposes. poster will look exactly the same as you have it here......5L by the way, great work
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:13 am, #220095
It won't let me do it... It says enter a title, so I would have to create the poster all over again. But I will know about Mototwist for future reference.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:09 am, #220093

same....same not sdame....d*** me and my large fingers...and other extremities...lol
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:08 am, #220092

just upload the sdame file to motitwist. and good call Vedekt...ty.
Budog - June 16, 2011, 6:48 am, #220090
Verdeckt I didn't. Do I have to rebuilt the whole poster or can I download the one already made? BTW, thanks...
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:40 am, #220089
Nice... Did you put it on MotiTwist?


PROTECTION -


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm, #226486
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield


THE RULES -


TAGS: painting by numbers
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:22 pm, #182562
Creativity bound is tragic, but creativity that can flourish within... that's genius.


TAKE A BATH ON THIS ONE -


TAGS: paint picture calendar caveman rockwell
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am, #226301
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am, #226300
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.


PAINT ME A PICTURE -




IT'S YOU - ... when your hit your toe on someting too hard to be ignored.


TAGS: pain face illusion toe scream
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:52 am, #229913
That's exactly what it feels like!


BACK PAIN -


TAGS: back pain police sale mattress
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:56 pm, #180112
LMAO! It's not a party without it!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:51 pm, #180111

and a slight hint of KY Warming lube (cherry/vanilla if you really want to know)
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:49 pm, #180110
I bet it smells like sweat, latex and Exclamation perfume.


IT TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY TO HIDE MY TEARS - So much more to smile for my loved ones, Who aren't ready for my deepest darkest fears.


TAGS: can t share my pain
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

vindicator - September 13, 2014, 12:55 am, #256676
boo freakin hoo
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 2:28 pm, #229360
FIRSTLY That's a double negative. Secondly and in reply -Because they are hidden?
FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 12:03 pm, #229351
That's a good one! :) (Except there ain't no tears.)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 11:09 am, #229193
(hug) =* Good poster.


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