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Pain Demotivational Poster


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


TAGS: morbid fascination someone else s pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - March 10, 2016, 3:02 pm
Very engaging...
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:18 am
'The big bucks', derisive snort.... you aren't lying about that badge are you? Liftin' the ole coffee cup to my 'sister' on this one......hugs! Well done! ^!!!!! It was my job to pry them out and get dirty. A hero aint nothin' but a sandwich. You get it.

STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.

TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

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pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
Ahhh stray lego :(

PHYSICS - It's like Math, if a year's worth of learning was shotgunned at your face. Every Class

Exams -

TAGS: doctors prostate dentist pain
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - November 3, 2015, 3:17 pm
...and if you hear disco music, head for the exit pronto!
mizzdizz - November 3, 2015, 12:28 am
E.D.! One more time, if I said I preferred tall white males, I'd get my head ripped off. Keep your negrophilia to yourself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 10:11 pm
OH, MY GOD! ROFLMAO! That is awesome!
ipaprime - November 2, 2015, 9:26 pm
Better than getting a dental exam from your proctologist.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:11 pm
Yes, LOL, I'd be worried :-/
MissPriss - November 2, 2015, 4:40 pm
Should a fella 5L worry when he starts telling ya all the options that are available for whitening?
EmilioDumphque - November 2, 2015, 3:41 pm
I find it best to have a pretty doctor. Extra points if she's from the "subcontinent".

Statistics -

TAGS: stoopid men ladder fall sniffingpaint
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by theyuk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:07 am
Less disease resistance too. Though you could look at this picture as an example of getting between harm and our family. Not shown is his wife out of frame shrieking "You were supposed to pain the hallway weeks ago!"
Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 5:04 pm
That only looks dangerous because you don't understand the physics involved. Men have shorter lifespans than women and get between harm and our families far more than women.

Two and a Half Men in a Bar -

TAGS: bruce jenner caitlyn jenner pain
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

faqo - December 10, 2015, 10:14 pm
4.39 (since half myk brain is missing I should have done less!!!)
MissPriss - June 19, 2015, 1:51 pm
I'd give it a 5 but half my brain is apparently missing so I have to give it a...er...6.1 right?
mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:04 pm
Hey, Emilio, is your last name pronounced 'dump'? Just checkin' . . .
EmilioDumphque - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
I notice that none of the gals are giving it five. Perhaps if you repeated it slower...
concern3 - June 3, 2015, 3:11 am
Fantastic a 5er
Bandit5906 - June 2, 2015, 11:15 pm
Wow! Just Wow! x5
GaryO - June 2, 2015, 10:19 pm
whoooo yeah, 5/fav
JesusWept - June 2, 2015, 6:01 pm
LOL x 5

BREAK A LEG - Woman say giving birth is the most painful experience a person can go through. Somehow i think they'd have a hard time convincing this guy.

TAGS: soccer break leg bone painful
Rating: 4.59/5

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genjigem - July 27, 2011, 2:27 am
its still planted!
house - July 26, 2011, 7:41 am
**mouth agape, chin on floor** can't look away. 5L caveman. Google pics of Traore broken leg playing for LFC (it happened twice - once to each leg)
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:36 am
I am a woman, and I approve of this message!

LOYALTY - its not the things we do its not the things we loose for we are here by your side, till the day we die

TAGS: pain may hurt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by axe11154

rerun - August 16, 2012, 6:56 pm

post to twist as well.
GaryO - August 16, 2012, 1:38 pm

Airsoft -

TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.

M I S E R Y - God's way of letting you know you are on the right track.

TAGS: misery pain life isa b****
Rating: 4.06/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:25 pm

LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it

TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
5ad but true..


TAGS: loss pain rebuild dreams reality
Rating: 4.64/5

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5150monkeylove - February 20, 2013, 11:52 pm
Thanks guys. I shall return soon. It is just harder than hell to make posters with only a phone.
- January 14, 2013, 12:05 pm
brilliant masterpiece!faved it!
mariand - November 11, 2011, 5:01 pm
I like this poster...well said
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2011, 1:25 pm
Hey Hammy! This one is actually a goodbye to someone special. I had to do something with the pain. Sorry I have not been around lately. I am just not feeling the funny.
Azzameen85 - November 11, 2011, 8:43 am
I can relate to that poster. 5L
Hawamleh - November 10, 2011, 9:20 pm
Great poster ! long time no see !
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:48 pm

NOT ALL SCARS SHOW - Not all wounds heal. Sometimes you can't see, the pain someone feels.

TAGS: scar heal pain wound
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:06 pm
Always smile... :) :(
M0rd3kaI - February 28, 2012, 8:34 am
You couldn't choose a better picture to match the wording. Excellent, Melancholy and profound... Just how it should be done. 5 unseen lion scars.
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:21 pm
nice one...
house - September 24, 2011, 8:28 am
Absolutely Awesome LA. 5 very emotional scars for you


THINKING - Outside the box.

TAGS: rubic s cube paint
Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 3:48 pm
Also solving Rubik's Cube is not that hard (if you read the tutorial once) i like this! 5 from me! ;)

detriment -

TAGS: death pain
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Sho

maoworks2 - February 10, 2015, 10:12 am
Very Moving 5 Creepy L's
mizzdizz - February 9, 2015, 5:49 am
Interesting thought, dark duck! I kinda like the thought of Death suffering! 5 goth lions!

SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!

TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


TAGS: no pain fear concern mariand
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:17 am
thanks...nice Mod :)
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:24 pm


ONCE UPON A TIME I HAD A BROKEN HEART - So i replaced my parts Once upon a time i just had heart

MY BARTENDER - ... is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

TAGS: pain relief jobs comparisons
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:53 pm
For a cheap buzz...a beer and a straw can be your best friend...teehee.
MissPriss - February 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Especially if you get on their good side...and they can be persuaded by a female...*hic*
maoworks2 - February 3, 2013, 12:45 pm
Bar Keeps Are Gods.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:40 pm
I don't need a straw and a give unconditional love.
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 10:08 pm
Fine, but he brings his own water dish
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 8:53 pm
Only on your first two rounds...but I'm sure Gary wouldn't mind if you rang up his tab.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Do you take Medicaid?
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 7:44 pm
No, sorry sir, fresh out. Would you like to start a tab?
GaryO - February 2, 2013, 7:23 pm
…..and Prissy rolls with the good stuff. Got change for a twenty? I just spent all my 5s


TAGS: gas men money pain
Rating: 4.45/5

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krazyivanthedivine - March 1, 2012, 8:32 pm
If I could give my firstborn child to rate this 1000L, I would.
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 7:38 pm
yeah, 5, easy
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:52 pm
(carebear BANNED)
phantom2romeo - March 1, 2012, 2:09 pm
is that the premium or supreme pain in the A$$?
carebear - March 1, 2012, 2:00 pm
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:57 pm
wtf.. who 1 L'd this one? This is solid. Good job Carebear..


TAGS: solitude heart pain sorrow
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 9, 2013, 11:32 am
Indeed. Check the title
Hawamleh - January 9, 2013, 4:51 am
Airman - August 20, 2012, 11:07 am
it's bound to happen.. the more you make... hey, that paste was good Greeny
Sho - August 20, 2012, 8:34 am
Greeny - August 20, 2012, 6:02 am
They probably can't help it Sho; most likely the result of eating way too much paste & crayons in Kindergarten
Sho - August 19, 2012, 11:11 pm
my first 1L. yay?


TAGS: pickpocket peeping tom painting punchline watchess
Rating: 3.26/5

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agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:58 am
Ok.... now that I'm done concurring, I'm too sleepy to stay online... catch you guys later.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:52 am
Think hard Random....did they say "mind" Cuz they probably just said dirty.
MrRandom - October 5, 2009, 12:51 am
And people say I have a dirty mind...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:46 am
That means Masturbate right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Yes you do.....constantly.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:45 am
I concur.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:44 am
I see it as a fair trade.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:43 am
It's a vicious cycle, Canada
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:42 am
well i sure aint giving up shine
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
The lead caused the impotence. Nothing to be ashamed of, though. It's why I stopped eating pencils.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:40 am
That's what grain alcohol leads to... right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:38 am
No, It's the chronic masturbation.
CANADA - October 5, 2009, 12:36 am
figured mine was due to the lead from my stihl
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:32 am
That's why?!?!? I just figured is was the grain alcohol.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2009, 12:31 am
Avoid blue text and remember, We're all half blind from chronic fapping.
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 12:29 am
Thanks, Ron. I'll try something different, I guess.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2009, 11:10 pm
very apt words of wisdom from our resident artist and dirty old man...........besides the hard to read text, You are doing fine work Bart.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:45 pm
Mr. Bartimaeus...have notice you keep using a serif font for bottom sentence,s on your posters...just a suggestion...it,s very hard to read and makes you read it over and over to finally get...should use a different font that,s easier to read (solid font)


TAGS: mutual pain love
Rating: 4.41/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 31, 2013, 3:31 am
Ro5es can be so heartless ;-)
Sho - August 13, 2012, 9:38 pm
Lol thx
ughomer - August 13, 2012, 3:53 pm
mariand - August 13, 2012, 3:41 pm
if things would happen like that...



UMBRELLAS - They only keep you dry when it's the rain that's falling.

TAGS: fail owned rain bike crash painful ouch
Rating: 3.35/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 4:22 pm
Poor fellah. One can only hope the water helped break the fall.



continuous -

TAGS: suicide pain
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:24 pm
Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!
Sho - February 23, 2014, 12:33 pm
That's the spirit :D
EmilioDumphque - February 23, 2014, 9:41 am
That'll learn 'em! And if they keep it up, I'll do it again! Oh, wait...
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Pain...defined by which side of the suicide you are on.


TAGS: pain hurt felt
Rating: 4.6/5

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GaryO - April 14, 2012, 9:48 pm
That might be technically true, but it’s not been my experience. Maybe the pain is still there, but I no longer feel it.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:22 pm
A part of your frontal cortex lights up when you're in pain in order to cause the sense of revulsion that makes you want the pain to stop. Technically, you're designed for pain to hurt no matter how long it lasts.
Skulrath - October 15, 2011, 5:41 pm
Thank you Sean :D
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:04 pm
question: why is this here? I have always thought that really depressing stuff is a good way to parody the annoyingly uplifting motivation behind the kinds of poster some of us love to hate. So by that criteria, this poster belongs here.
Sean - October 13, 2011, 3:02 pm
Since the dawn of time, we have been debating politely amoungst ourselves what should or should no be on MotiFake. Last night I may have taken another run at that. But now that we have such things as MotiTwist, PolitiFake etc. some offerings do beg the
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 11:05 am
It's not. It's Demotifake. Where people make things to DEMOTIVATE people. That doesn't mean the posters have to be funny. They can be emotional, or realistic, or funny, or tragic, or whatever people want them to be.
Kspace - October 13, 2011, 8:57 am
I didn't realize this was emotifake.


TAGS: love bites deep pain risk
Rating: 4.61/5

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5150monkeylove - August 11, 2012, 7:04 pm
thank you sir.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:08 pm

5L, good for motitwist as well.

ELBOWS - I'm pretty sure they shouldn't bend that way

TAGS: olypics disolcated elbow beijing pain
Rating: 2.57/5

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DrunkenDave101 - August 24, 2009, 10:05 am
Guess what, its cringe o'clock


TAGS: wait forget pain paulo coelho
Rating: 5/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:05 am
Verdeckt - September 2, 2011, 8:35 pm
GySgt1811 - September 2, 2011, 6:01 pm
Ouch! 5 where did I leave my...? What was I looking for, anyway?


TAGS: childbirth pain
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
THIS…..I must remember


TAGS: face pain lost
Rating: 4.56/5

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gas - July 23, 2012, 6:04 am
I left it in better hands :)
Sho - July 20, 2012, 10:01 pm
falloutghoul - July 20, 2012, 10:00 pm
I must say, that woman is rather "Slender." *nudge nudge* *Wink wink*
Sho - July 18, 2012, 6:03 pm
Special thanks goes to gas for sharing this epic pic

U.S. NAVY SEALS - Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


TAGS: cuts pain die deep
Rating: 4.32/5

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NumberXIII - January 27, 2012, 1:35 pm
Wow, LA, your posters are oftentimes really depressing... Still, 5L's!

OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you

TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack

EUPHORIA - It's a Degree of Madness Combined With Some Ecstatic Emotions... Followed Closely By Pain & The Realisation of One's Stupidity

TAGS: euphoria madness ecstatic emotion pain
Rating: 4.88/5

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Rick69 - November 11, 2012, 4:02 pm
Test comment.


TAGS: suffer death friend pain
Rating: 4.58/5

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Sho - August 6, 2012, 7:10 pm
Thx all
gas - August 5, 2012, 9:18 pm
Reminded me of Discworld's Death.. I think 'He' says something like this during one of his 'assignments' xD. 5L
spacedog - August 5, 2012, 8:47 pm
My only friend, the end. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 5, 2012, 8:42 pm
I find that the grass is always greenest near the bottom of the bag. 5.
Greeny - August 5, 2012, 8:19 pm
It's only greener on this side of the grass - 5L

THAT PAIN IN YOUR CHEST... - is going to get a lot worse than you initially thought.



TAGS: why believe someone stars paint
Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD

HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.

TATTOO REMOVAL - Your $500 tattoo will cost $8000 to remove. I will do it at cost just to see you smile.

TAGS: tattooremoval pain
Rating: 4.33/5

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5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 5:43 pm
@Pzy... I had them removed long before I met her. Dragon on one hand and panther on the other between the thumb and index knuckle. Leave it to a drunken accident in Hong Kong.
Kohnel - January 22, 2011, 9:52 am
I had my ex' name tattooed ocross my collarbone & just had another tat done over it when we broke up. much cheaper & less painful
pzykosiz - January 22, 2011, 7:43 am
how does your Mrs feel about that ML?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 3:29 am
close, keep guessing.... (maybe it was the one with your moms phone #)
ICEMAN - January 22, 2011, 2:37 am
He kept the unicorn though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 22, 2011, 2:35 am
Rainbows and bears If I guess right ......5150?
5150monkeylove - January 22, 2011, 2:20 am
I had 2 removed via laser. Friggin hurts, period.
Iconoclast - January 21, 2011, 9:47 pm
The very thought makes me thankful that I do not have a tattoo........
rerun - January 21, 2011, 8:37 pm

sick? Not "grate"?
tellitlikeitis - January 21, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sick. But this is good.

FACE PAINT - like tattoos.... only they don't last forever so there is no regret on what you get

TAGS: fish paint
Rating: 3.14/5

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TAGS: beaches fail kid fall crash hurt pain wet splash
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hector - April 26, 2009, 10:57 am
That's how mom used to cuss. "Sandy Beaches"!, she'd shout. Then the hitting would start.

SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.


TAGS: mime calendar knuckle paint
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 17, 2011, 1:53 pm



PAIN - Its not how much it hurts, its how much you can take.

TAGS: pain hurt
Rating: 4.6/5

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mariand - June 10, 2011, 6:03 am
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:46 am
How clumsy of me.. I meant only to highlight the difference between contraction and ownership
mariand - June 10, 2011, 5:18 am
...it says, you get just as much as you can carry ;)
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:44 am
It's the pain on its face that sells it.


FALSE HOPE - actually means REAL PAIN

TAGS: hope pain
Rating: 4.43/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:32 pm
This is good.
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 1:42 pm
Right on !

IT STINGS AS I BLEED, WORDS CUT DEEP - Sharp words more often than not loosed in hate, often reap tenfold the misery they rought

TAGS: reap pain
Rating: 4.11/5

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holymoly - January 20, 2012, 6:46 pm
@reality lord... This is my writing. I wrote it in high school. It took a while to remember it it all, but its close enough.. I might dust off the ol' noggin and try writing again
Reality Lord - January 20, 2012, 6:43 pm

is this your writing? oh...and killer pic of iggy pop...dude never looked better.


TAGS: needle pain
Rating: 3.55/5

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5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:26 pm
Oh, the neeeedle.

Perspective -

TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L

The Sketch Artist -

TAGS: picasso art war artist painting
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 5:33 am
I don't think he was judging everyone but then again, Hitler, the Nazi's & the 3rd Reich were at thier evil zenith then. Their policies were the total annihilation of Jewish & many other peoples they labeled as undesirable.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2014, 4:57 am
What a racist thing to say! Pablo's judging all Germans by the actions of a few.

John Keats -

TAGS: dream life death pain
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:13 am
Sho, awesome as usual! I am once again, awed by your talent for expressing the darker truths in life. 5 little happily fed goth lions!
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:11 am
That's weird Ole Sod! Funny, but fabulously weird! Luv it!
Oldsod - February 6, 2015, 9:18 pm
Beautiful. Vintage Sho. Unless until you read it in Yoda's voice...
GaryO - February 6, 2015, 3:49 pm
Yeah, what he said.


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

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440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


TAGS: paint picture calendar caveman rockwell
Rating: 4.64/5

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mariand - December 1, 2011, 7:31 am
lol... this rocks
caveman - December 1, 2011, 6:19 am
And i'm still trying to claim my royalties on them all.


TAGS: painful just to read
Rating: 4.59/5

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Jmac0585 - April 27, 2010, 3:21 pm
He let his wife talk before him? No, sir. She had it right.
GreyScorpion - April 27, 2010, 2:54 pm
5 crushed walnuts for that LOL!!




AND THEN... - Wrap them in a nice, warm, furry mitten to make them feel better.


TAGS: man cut pain
Rating: 3.5/5

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TAGS: children art paint mess
Rating: 3.43/5

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R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm sorry, I think you meant to say "...need to be paddled at a young age." 5 Picasso's


TAGS: isuckatpaint humor crankyhead
Rating: 3.43/5

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Feasibly - May 15, 2011, 10:20 am


TAGS: alone with your pain
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 18, 2013, 11:23 pm

Thanks so much, SD. I even wrote the verse!~
spacedog - June 18, 2013, 11:18 pm
This is superb.

turns out... -

Don't worry, mister -


TAGS: love relationship breakup pain sharing
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greybeard - January 1, 2013, 8:48 pm
Thanks all, but since the tune was played on Armed Forces Radio a few days ago, I had to get it out of my head somehow.... : )
MissPriss - January 1, 2013, 6:52 pm
Must resist...keep it out of my head....this is the song that never ends....it just goes on and on my friends..oh tainted love! d***.
Silverheart - January 1, 2013, 1:08 pm

Grreeaattt now I'm going to have that stuck in my head all day. That song's like a virus, so I'm going to listen to The Cure. 5Ls

Pain and Buying Jewelry -

Disbelief -

ALL I KNOW IS PAIN, - woe, bitterness, angst and suffering. All I really wish to know, is the reason why.

TAGS: pain anguish why
Rating: 4.75/5

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pickleviper - July 17, 2012, 1:26 pm
It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.
CloudchaserS - July 17, 2012, 12:38 pm
5L (3rd vote) because me too. I've long thought that if we're supposed to learn a lesson from something, we could learn it better if we knew why


TAGS: pain suffering option
Rating: 4.72/5

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conundrum - November 15, 2011, 8:29 pm
Though you are right, sometimes pain can cloud our minds to our options. I love all your posters... they hit home. I always have to sit and think of how they have and will apply to me.



TAGS: sports teamwork nap pain injury
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:09 pm
Hey 5150 ~ send this over to Sporting Breakdown, another in the Motinetworks family of sites. 5L for this!!

Experience Vayalar Ramavarma -

EXPECT NOTHING - Having low expectations in life is no reason not to shoot for the stars Although you’d better bring a parachute, otherwise it could be a very rough landing.


TAGS: laziness road marking paint calendar
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:45 am
Here are two other examples: http:www.eviltrash.to/content/gallery/bd686075.jpg LOL
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:46 pm
His job was to paint the lines, not pick up fallen branches. It would be an unfair labor practice for him to work out of his classification.
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
I love this one.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 4:36 pm
thx! Picture 5 L, poster idea 2 L... I was lazy ;)
crankyhead - September 22, 2010, 3:48 pm
5 lazy city workers. I love this one.

THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm

TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
This one and the 4**** story of the guy taking the **** are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am
i think i'd be sh** if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
Holy **** i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real sh** at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!


TAGS: fell from heaven pain s m pick up line
Rating: 3.75/5

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tryal - August 14, 2010, 5:21 pm
thats what the paper bag is for
Arkot - August 14, 2010, 11:25 am
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

THE IRON - Did I leave it on?


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


" OW, SO CUTE " - Is what I would say if this painting wasn't Hitler's work.

NO PAIN, LESS GAIN - No take 'um Bill Pay either.





YOU ARE THE ARTIST - The world you paint is up to you

TAGS: you are artist paint world
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 16, 2011, 8:01 am
I finally got it uploaded, I didn't see the upload tab. I have to admit I am technologically challenged.
forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
very nice! 5 brushes
house - June 16, 2011, 7:30 am
don't have to create all over again, just give it the same title....its only for approval purposes. poster will look exactly the same as you have it here......5L by the way, great work
Budog - June 16, 2011, 7:13 am
It won't let me do it... It says enter a title, so I would have to create the poster all over again. But I will know about Mototwist for future reference.
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:09 am

same....same not sdame....d*** me and my large fingers...and other extremities...lol
Reality Lord - June 16, 2011, 7:08 am

just upload the sdame file to motitwist. and good call Vedekt...ty.
Budog - June 16, 2011, 6:48 am
Verdeckt I didn't. Do I have to rebuilt the whole poster or can I download the one already made? BTW, thanks...
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 6:40 am
Nice... Did you put it on MotiTwist?


TAGS: cars fender rerun scratch paint
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - December 9, 2011, 5:10 pm
LOL... cool buckle... I guess it's used also as a shield